He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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