The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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