i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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