do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
this boner is exhausting
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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