Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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