You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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