you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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