okay pat passed out under dana's car
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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