You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
tell me about the fingering
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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