Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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