a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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