omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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