I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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