I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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