butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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