Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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