Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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