Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
COCAINE IS GR8
we're so committed to being not committed
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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