Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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