You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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