he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
