when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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