A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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