69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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