she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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