on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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