WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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