I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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