Where did you get a picture of my penis
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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