Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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