That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Will exercising make me less horny?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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