I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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