The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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