I hate your face
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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