She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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