do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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