Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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