Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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