my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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