ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She announced her abortion via fbk
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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