Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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