Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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