found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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