I feel great
I just peed on a car
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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