"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she pinky promised me she was 18
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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