: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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