Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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