i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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