You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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