Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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