My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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