omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize